Your trap card was activated.
You really liked petting that cat.
Beat Katana ZERO.
Kill yourself in an elevator.
Found all the hidden keys.
Didn't wake up Leon.
Complete The Dragon's tape.
Meet your final end in chinatown.
Found what the robber left behind.
You ruined his fresh track suit.
Poor guy.
You killed a suspiciously familiar character on the Quiet Hills set.
Why did you think it was a good idea to give him your Katana anyway?
Fulfilled your secondary goal in the prison.
This will go well...
You stopped a suicide. With a murder.
Jump off the balcony of the penthouse.
You hung up your phone a lot.
Most people go right. You went left.
Defeat the psychiatrist's final form.
Achieve a total rank of gold or higher in a full speedrun.
Complete a full run in hard mode.
